Kenny vs. Satan; PSP vs. DS?

If you didn’t catch the new South Park episode that ran on 3/30, here are the highlights.

**SPOILER ALERT, BIATCHES**

Kenny (the one in the hoodie who dies everyweek) masters the game “Heaven versus Hell” on his newly purchased Sony PSP. Shortly after reaching level 60, the game’s highest level, Kenny gets run over by a truck and goes to heaven where angels enlist him in a fight against Satan and an army of demons.

But doctors on earth manage to yoink Kenny’s soul from heaven and back into his lifeless, brainless body and an ethical war erupts over whether to keep Kenny’s food tube in or let him die (I don’t know where Matt Stone and Trey Parker come up with such absurd stories).

Finally, the citizens of South Park agree Kenny should be able to die in peace and his soul returns to heaven to his holy, golden PSP to resume the battle against Satan’s army.

Unfortunately, the holy PSP’s pixels die, Sony refuses to replace them and Satan wins the war…

Just kidding!

Kenny beats some demonic ass and heaven is saved. The grateful angels reward Kenny with a golden Keanu Reeves statue and all is well again.

Trust us, this synopsis will make much more sense when you watch the re-run.

[South Park Studios]