Ich Bin Ein Impressed

What’s real journalism? Fuck if we know, but Game Informer seems to. In the lede to a story about EA’s upcoming Burnout Revenge, one of GI’s more intrepid reporters wows us with flashy numbers and, like, slightly tangential information. We’re so jealous:
According to the 2004 Urban Mobility Report by the Texas Transportation Institute, U.S. commuters endured 3.5 billion hours of traffic delays in 2002, at a cost of more than $63.2 billion. It’s hell on the highway and Electronic Arts today announced plans to let gamers live out their wildest commuter fantasies this September with Burnout Revenge.
EA Announces Burnout Revenge for Xbox, PS2
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