G4 Keeps It Classy

Posted on Apr 06, 2005 under Gaming News |

So many things wrong with this article — here are the top three:

  • (1) G4 is still on the air.
  • (2) The network is debuting a show in May called “Girls Gone Wired”, a “digital beauty pageant featuring the hottest 2D and 3D women on the planet.”
  • (3) Hal Sparks gets work; able to eat/live.

    • Comedian, actor and avid gamer Hal Sparks, who currently stars on Showtime’s hit series “Queer as Folk,” is slated to host. Sparks, along with a panel of celebrity and industry commentators, will guide viewers in G4’s quest to crown the hottest video game vixen. Finalists will be announced online and G4 viewers will vote for the pageant’s top beauties.” ‘Girls Gone Wired’ is the first pageant of its kind on television with contestants competing for titles like “Hottest Newcomer,” “Sexiest Voice” and “Most Likely to Kick Enemy Ass.”

    P.S. Like there’s any video game chick hotter than “whore #3″ from GTA: SA.

    VIDEO-GAME VIXENS TO BATTLE ON G4 [tombraiderchronicles]

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    2 Responses to “G4 Keeps It Classy”

    1. Harold J. Johnson Says:
      April 6th, 2005 at 7:19 am

      Personally, I’m still fantasizing about the Resident Evil: Code Veronica girl…

    2. Chris Bunting Says:
      April 6th, 2005 at 7:22 am

      mmmmmmmm hadn’t thought of her in a bit. Thanks!

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