Lexicon Gone Wild

“Zeitgeistal“? “Phylum“? “Substrate“?

When a FOXNews commentator uses a word-of-the-day calendar as a cum rag while simultaneously ogling gay German porn and asslicking video game culture, the words above may result. Enjoy. [TechCentralStation]

(We at Thumb Gods in no way mean to imply that James Pinkerton is a masturbator, ogler, asslicker, or homosexual. But we must insist he’s a squeaky, pompous blowhard — as right on as he is in this article.)