G4: All Growed Up

Before you know it, G4 will be trying on training bras and getting its first period! Is it us or is it blossoming into an actual network? X-Play is tepidly funny these days (darn good Dragon Ball Z: Sagas rant, Adam, we hate to say). “Big C”, that goofy black dude from Street Fury, got arrested on camera after attending an illegal street race – that took a ball or two, homey. And Attack of the Show! scooped everyone on the ATHF movie (and by “scooped” we mean reported on a story no one else in the media gave a shit about, but still, props!).

You guys almost deserve a bump up from a triple- to a double-digit cable channel. Cheers. Here’s hoping we jinx your success!