And The Loser Winner Is…

Does watching MTV make you feel inadequate? Bored? Gay? How’s about we let you know what’s going on at 1515 Broadway without you having to risk watching a minute of Meet The Barkers? The network’s Movie Awards 2005 is coming up (will tape June 4 and air June 9, like you care) and this year, there’s a new category: “BEST VIDEO GAME BASED ON A MOVIE”. Here are the nominees…

Spider-Man 2

Van Helsing

Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The Incredibles

Hey, Van Helsing — forget about fucking Paula Abdul for brownie points. She’s not judging this one.

MTV Movie Awards Get “Mean” [E! Online]