PS3 Theft! Sort of…

Two  teenager GameStop employees, Tauryn Robert Hodge and Gerald Anthony Keys, reported a “masked gunman” who stole four Playstation 3 consoles…

Except, um, there was no masked gunman and the kids just took the PS3s themselves.

Hodge and Keys were charged with suspected embezzlement, burglary, conspiracy and a charge of filing a false police report… which is way different from when I was a teenager and we’d lift free sundaes from our part-time job.

GameStop Employees Fake PS3 Theft (from 1Up)