From Bad To Worse Or The Other Way Around?

First, some douchebag steals a Playstation from a young couple living next door in Assfuck, Alabama. Then said douche threatens the owners with them there fightin’ words, “I’ll beat your butt and stuff,” after they confront him. FINALLY Douchey McDouche busts out a shotgun and winds up shooting the other man to the horror of his girlfriend. So which crime does Jesus hate him for the most? We’re stumped. [WAFF]